I realized I hadn't updated my bio in three years. And now I have.

31st August 2014

Photo reblogged from Burger King with 17,979 notes

burgerking:

Hello beautiful.

burgerking:

Hello beautiful.

31st August 2014

Chat reblogged from officialmoviegoer with 82,613 notes

  • Gf: babe come over
  • Me: I'm eating garlic bread
  • Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home
  • Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese

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31st August 2014

Post reblogged from officialmoviegoer with 459,059 notes

spicy-vagina-tacos:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i need to get fucked by something other than my life

180 thousand notes and guess who still hasn’t gotten laid

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31st August 2014

Photo reblogged from officialmoviegoer with 87,390 notes

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31st August 2014

Photoset reblogged from officialmoviegoer with 5,101 notes

Taylor Swift 1989 stages.

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31st August 2014

Post reblogged from Ruined Childhood with 166,847 notes

putasokkainyourmouth:

Hearing your online friend’s voice for the first time.

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31st August 2014

Post reblogged from Ruined Childhood with 126,999 notes

silverrumrunner:

onlinewifey:

A coffee pot can be a coffee mug if you just don’t fucking care

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31st August 2014

Video reblogged from Mathematician and Morse Code with 53,812 notes

asian-mist:

thequeenshive4:

when The Beyhive took Beyoncé’s job👌💕😂 @beyonce

THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY OMG!!!

Source: thequeenshive4

31st August 2014

Photoset reblogged from Ruined Childhood with 50,188 notes

31st August 2014

Photo reblogged from officialmoviegoer with 543,479 notes

midesko:

Retail jobs summed up

midesko:

Retail jobs summed up

Source: shittyteenblog